Michael Michael Motorcycle

I tend to be extremely impulsive at times of "financial abundance". Finger quotes are important here. I've spent most of my morning so far browsing the drum section on eBay, looking for something I cannot find. So I headed over to the motorcycle section. Crap. Crap. Crap. I need one. Like now. Funds are lowish, so I'm scoping around for a couple hundred dollar bike. Early 80's. Straight seat. Straight bars. 350cc. I'm a little-ish guy. I don't think I could handle much more than that. Just a fixer-upper, if you will. Remember. I need it. Ack. I just might replace the birthday tattoo with a birthday motorcycle. Hope. Hope. Hope.