So my friend Jason who lives in Champaign-Urbana just told me that last night he was really drunk and accidentally joined a heavy metal band. The drummer hit on him and the singer looks like Keith Richards. Don't be concerned though, because they have have a logo. It's whiskey bottle remaniscent. Jason is also going to be a father in 3-5 days. Double-fucking-whammy. Good times. I'm going to be a monkey's uncle. Only because Jason looks like Grape Ape.