drunk post: not for the faint of heart

i can't remember what i was going to write. we just had this huge conversation about something funny, and i came in here to blog about it. cause it was funny.
why am i drinkin? see below. am i jumping to conclusions? hopefully. i'm eating a cookie. and you are not. you're probably sitting at your desk/other workplace functionalizer. wishing you were eating a cookie. and drunk like me. dream on, dreamers. you should have planned in advance like me. i knew of now yesterday. and i planned. what the fuck am i talking about? i bet you are wondering why my punctuation is so perfect..'£....you are reading the writing of the ex-spellimg(fuck it...i messed it up and i don't feel like hitting backspace) champion 3 beers..........er......years in a row....6th grade...yeahhhh....i'm gonna go now...

my jokes suck.