alrighty then. BlogSpeak isn't working so my comment section is down. i'll find another comment thing and hook it all up nice ...up in here. today i've:

1. successfully removed a virus from the ol' computadora: TRUE
2. installed a brand new firewall and anti-virus software: TRUE
3. started an ultra-christian bible-thumping cult consisting of mostly drunk muppets: FALSE
4. asked a starbucks customer if she would like a cup with her latte: TRUE
5. found some cool pants and a cool shirt at the thrift store: TRUE
6. saw a half naked girl presumably swedish from her accent trying on clothes at said thrift store: TRUE
7. slapped by affore mentioned swedish girl for gawking: FALSE (surprisingly)
8. made a trail of hamburgers leading to outside of my starbucks to get "the fat lady" the hell out: FALSE
9er. used the term "9er": TRUE
10. purchased a sixer of old pyle: FALSE...but i'm still contemplating...