beeshus. `

i wrote the above line lastnight. apparently it's all i could come up with.

so i wake up this morning...not to the usual alarm or a certain mrs. mufferton, my beloved kitty, meowing for me to get up. instead to a barrage of near simultaneous phone calls. i waited for the answering machine to pick up (i never pick up my home phone) and listened to this robotic voice telling me or my roomate to call their law firm back regarding an important legal matter. they left the same message yesterday too...
hmm...
we both want to know which one of us is going to be up the proverbial shit creek, but neither one of us wants to call and find out. is it wierd that we're both named mike?
then my cell went off. then my home phone rang again. then the door buzzer that hasn't worked in months started buzzing like someone was trying to get in. then the phone rang yet again. then the sound of people walking up the stairs towards our apartment started freaking me out and i'm thinking,"the landlord guy wants the rent..." this all happened within the first minute of my eyes opening...i need coffee... it wasn't anyone for us.

i'm going to try and fix this place up a bit, y'know add more links and things...
i'll be sure and post my last booze'n'blog later tonight, for i begin the journey of champions tomarrow...

i been drinkin' tha beer 'gin. yoo.
oh, i didn't tell you... my plan is to spend the entire new year 100% sober. i'm fuckin' scared. how am i going to pull this off? at the same time i think that i have to. i want to. i'm going to. it's just strange to know that i only have two days left to drink and stuff until i begin the 365 day booty-campy thingy.

oh, i got a really cool digital camera for xmas. as soon as i figure out how to post my pictures it is going to be on up in here. and i meant that in the whitest, honkiest possible voice you can imagine.

i'm back at starbucks, in case you didn't know. i almost like it though.
maybe because it's easy and they pay me with money.

my someoneirefertoasagirlfriendbutapparentlythoughtofmeinadifferentfashion broke up with me three weeks ago.

...thinkin' about starting a metal/glam cover band...really...say def leppard pre-hysteria...

first post on the new blog. my last one lasted around two years. i wonder how long this one will go on. i'm going to be alot more personal this time around. alot of things have changed in my life and i just feel that this is a great outlet for thoughts. i just enjoy writing. i've been drinking the beer. my old blog is www.ibreathefire.blogspot.com. i don't think the archives work. my email is amlee@hotmail.com. i am done for now. what does "usurper" mean and why can't I get it out of my head? maybe it has something to do with all the Emperor I've been listening to...