a lady came into my store tonight with her loud-ass crying baby. so, she just whipped her boob out, attached the youngun to it and it began to suckle away. i stood there, only now ignoring the obviously cheating on his wife old man virtually humping a lincoln park trixie type at the corner table, and looked at her "i dare you to tell me to put my tit back in" look on her face so i just walked out of the store. she didn't even buy anything. came in, sat down, whipped out a boob, kid sucked on it, i ignored her, she left. so did the make out couple after they were finished humping each other. i work in a coffee shop, people.
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